Wild Hogs

2 out of 5 stars

Wild Hogs

 

Directed by: Walt Becker

Starring: John Travolta

Genre: Comedy

Run Time: 100 min.

Release Date: March 2007

On The Web: Official Site

Teaser: Movie Trailer

Reviewed by Byron Merritt

With the comedic talent of Tim Allen (CARS) and Martin Lawrence, and the acting chops of John Travolta (BE COOL) and William H. Macy (THANK YOU FOR SMOKING), you’d think that WILD HOGS was destined for instant success. But with a terribly predictable script and the dumbed-down story of something very Disney-esque, this film fails more than succeeds.

That’s not to say it doesn’t have its moments; it does. But most of them are thanks to William H. Macy, who successfully carries off not only the romance and comedy angles, but also the more dramatic portions.

So let’s look at the film’s machinations...

Four buddies decide to take a roadtrip in order to spice up their spiceless lives. They are a work-a-holic dentist named Doug (Tim Allen), a soon-to-be broke and loveless man named Woody (John Travolta, who instigates the roadtrip), a handyman turned writer named Bobby (Martin Lawrence) and finally the computer geek and dangerous motorcycler Dudley (William H. Macy). Each of them have their own unique reasons for going on the trip. Woody (Travolta) is running away from his financial and relationship woes; Doug (Allen) wants to recapture his youth; Bobby (Lawrence) needs to escape an overbearing wife; and Dudley who ...well ...just wants to go and learn how to ride without ending up on the pavement.

The open road beckons with all of its coolness. This includes bug splatter, bird attacks, heavy rains, an overtly gay highway patrolman (John C. McGinley of SCRUBS fame), and a real band of roughshod bikers collectively called the Del Fuegos. When our unsuspecting foursome enters the Del Fuegos bar, terrible things begin to brew. The Wild Hogs (as their leather jackets proudly announce) are in trouble. Jack (Ray Liotta, SMOKIN’ ACES) is the leader of the Del Fuegos and summarily steals Dudley’s bike. Woody (Travolta) becomes incensed and sneaks back to the biker bar and steals back Dudley’s ride, but in the process accidentally blows up the Del Fuego’s watering hole.

The rest of the film is dedicated to Frank and his Del Fuego brothers tracking down the Wild Hogs in preparation for extermination.

Meanwhile, our four Harley riders hold up in a small town that annually gets terrorized by the Del Fuegos. But once the bad guys learn where the Wild Hogs are hiding, Frank and his gang head into town prepared to do whatever it takes to eliminate them.

It is the love interest of Dudley that sparks revolt within the town. Maggie (Marisa Tomei, FACTOTUM) is the owner of a small diner and when the Del Fuegos threaten to burn it down, Dudley steps up to meet the dastardly villains (dun! dun! dun!). With their friend in mortal danger, the remaining Wild Hogs come out of hiding to help protect their biker brother.

It is only through the intervention of one man that everything eventually works itself out, allowing our group of ‘Easy Riders’ a smooth exit.

Although funny in spots (a vulture following the Wild Hogs while they’re forced to push their bikes, William H. Macy’s many crashes, the advances of the homosexual cop), the predictability of everything and the limited laughs didn’t warrant a positive rating.

I would’ve liked to have seen more substance and/or laughs via Allen, Lawrence, and Travolta, but they seemed static against the ever-moving Macy who steals every scene he’s in.

 

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Image from Wild Hogs

Our fearless foursome run into some bad weather early on in their road trip

 

 

 

 

DVD cost: $19.99

Purchase: BestPrices.com

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Newsworthy: The army-green bike Jack (Ray Liotta) is riding has the Orange County Choppers logo, the custom bike building company made famous in American Chopper.

Movie Quote: "Every now and then you gotta slap the bull."

 

Other Actors/Actresses from Wild Hogs

Dominic JanesDrew SidoraM.C. Gainey

 

 

Images from Wild Hogs

Dudley (William H. Macy) gets into a bit of trouble with an ill-tempered biker group known as the Del Fuegos

Woody (John Travolta), Doug (Tim Allen), and Dudley (William H. Macy) camp out in the open after burning down their tent

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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